Tonight I find myself in a situation that I'm often in most Friday nights. My room mate has gone back home for the weekend, I'm single, and I can count the amount of people I know in Toronto on one hand. Thus rendering me all alone, on my own. Once again.
I've learned a thing or two about how to occupy my time whilst home alone, and since I've become somewhat of an expert at the Friday-night-solo-hang, I figured I'd share with you guys some things that you can do if you ever find yourself in a similar situation.
Don't Wear Pants
Light The Candle Your Roommate Hates
When you live with someone else sometimes you have to make compromises, like, say if a particular scent gives your roommate a headache, you have to refrain from burning said candle. But not tonight! Burn that mother effing candle in every single room. Because you can.
Pee With The Door Open
Watch Whatever You Want On TV
You don't have to share the TV with anyone, so watch the last few episodes of Breaking Bad's fourth season. And while you're at it, go ahead and watch the fifth season too.
Blast that stereo, sing all the wrong words, heck, don't even sing, just groan random notes. No one is here to judge you. Do whatever you want! You can even play that band you're embarrassed to admit you love, because you don't have to explain why "they have such a catchy sound, you know?"