|Jess & me in Florida a couple years ago.|
This all transpired when Jess said something last night while we were watching Rookie Blue that I just could not keep to myself:
Jess: What does rolling a fatty mean?
Me: It means to roll a joint.
J: I only know the term as a nurse, which means to literally roll a fat person.
In case you didn't guess, Jess is a nursing student, and after she said that last remark I spent the next five minutes with my head between my legs trying to catch a breath in between cackles. It was completely random; I mean, why was she thinking about it? Who knows, but I had a good laugh, and I hope you guys did too!