The Human has had a long weekend, and is recovering from the, how did she say it, "jackhammer in her brain"? It's convenient for me, because I feel like I've been misrepresented on here, so I'm writing today to share a little bit about what it's like to live with a
That's me and The Human. She's a bit of a party pooper. Can you believe she won't hang out and party with me all night long? I mean, I'm technically older than her and I can boogie woogie with the best of them. Novice.
She also doesn't appreciate my creativity. I mean, I love playing with all of the toys I have, but sometimes I get bored with the same fuzzy mouse. So every now and then I like to use my thinker and come up with new toys.
This one turns into a bunch of different toys! I can't imagine why she wouldn't want me to play with it, I mean, she left it out for me. If she didn't want me to play with it, she wouldn't have left it out.
Okay, so this one surprised me a little. It started leaking this stinky liquid.
Another thing I don't understand is why The Human gets mad at me for sharpening my nails. Doesn't she know it takes serious work to look this good? Besides, I think I've made the furniture look better.
Antique is in right now, isn't it?
I mean sure, I throw up sometimes, but it's only because I have a hearty appetite and I get really excited, but there's no need to embarrass me.
Bwahahahahaha! OH kitties. . .they bring out more emotion changes than my three year old. "Aww you're so cute snuggling and purring in my lap. Oh, getting up now? Ok. DAMN IT WHY DID YOU JUST KNOCK OVER MY FULL CUP OF TEA?!"
ReplyDeleteSeriously, cats have it made.
Hahaha, this is too adorable. Life is hard for a kitty cat!
ReplyDeletehahaha this is cute! I'm sure my kitty Lilly would have a novel to write about me. She is currently sitting in a corner staring at me. Oh to be in her mind.
ReplyDeleteI have a cat and lucky for me she doesn't really do anything to mess up my house. She has never even scratched at the couch. I was so worried she would do that!
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