Pasta, bagels, cookies, donuts, you name it.
Literally me 24/7.
I'm not sure when it started, maybe it was those tasty, tasty animal crackers my mum fed me as a wee sprout. Or perhaps it was the introduction to pizza day Wednesday in school every week. Somewhere between birthday cakes, cupcakes, and pancakes I developed a strong bond with the delicious, delicious food.
My name is Kate, and I love carbs.
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I can't for the life of me understand why people would hate carbs. Like, when a girl says, "ew I don't like bread". Say whaaaat? You lyin' gurl! I could literally eat bread at every meal, especially french bread. Sometimes I wish I cold carry a french baguette with me everywhere I go, like a samurai carries his sword. Baguette: an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.
And sure, carbs are the cause of about 30 extra pounds around my hips, and have single-handedly contributed to my bodacious booty, but you know what? I'm okay with that. I'd take a breadstick over a celery stick any day. Actually, I'd take a regular stick over a celery stick any day, 'cause ew. Does anyone really even like celery on it's own?
i could 100% survive on a diet of bread and cheese and those are the two things i have cut out of my diet. whomp whomppppp :(
ReplyDeleteNobody likes celery on its own. If they say they do, they're lying to themselves. :)
ReplyDeleteSomebody at my work was munching on celery sticks. I was like say whaaaaa?
ReplyDeleteBread and cheese all day, every day. And pasta on days that end in Y.
ReplyDeleteCould not agree more! I'd much rather live my life eating happiness than feeling deprived. Having a love of baking probably has something to do with that. :D And although I do like celery, it sure doesn't beat a cookie. Ever.
ReplyDeleteBahaha love it. Let's start a carb-aholics club. I can't live without them either. Found your blog through the link up and glad I did. Looking forward to future posts!
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I understand why people say they hate bread.. because it's all processed, not natural, and blah blah blah. I get it. It's bad for you. But it tastes SO good! You obviously know my love for pizza! And although I love this post, I have to admit, I like celery. Sorry? :( Maybe I just love pretty much all food. Nom nom nom.
ReplyDeleteYes to all of this. Celery is just a vessel for peanut butter. :)
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