I laugh at my own jokes..

You ever meet someone and think, "It's happened! I've actually met the funniest person in the world!"?  Because I have! I mean, I haven't met the person per se, but I  do know them. I'm of course talking about me here. I'm "them". Me, Kate.

This blog is all about keepin' it real, and I'm about to lay some pretty heavy stuff on you guys, so here it is: I'm the funniest person I know. There. I said it. Phewf! What a weight lifted off of my shoulders! It's true though. I'm that person that tells the most off-kilter, probably lamest, dad joke-est stuff ever, and I completely crack myself up. I'm that obnoxious person that can't tell a punchline correctly because I'm already laughing about it, so the joke loses momentum and ends up not being funny at all so everyone just pity laughs. I don't care though. My motto is, if I laugh, it's funny. Simple as that.

Honestly though, I have proof that I am the funniest person I know...

Exhibit A: Ellen dances, and she's funny. So I can too.

Exhibit B: This tweet:

When I'm on the subway I bop my head around like I'm listening to music... I'm really listening to The Hobbit on audiobook though.
— Kate Brown (@kay_tea) October 1, 2013

Exhibto C: Genetics.

Les Exhibites D: This text I posted on Instagram

And this text...

I could go on, but on top of my hilarious comedic skills, I'm also very humble so I'll leave it at that.

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